ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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