You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I think my nap took me to another dimension
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just had sex on a roof
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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