Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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