strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
