sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you told grandpa to call you daddy
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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