And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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