you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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