your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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