I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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