Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back

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(206): View more from Washington

I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill

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(904): View more from Florida

5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.

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(440): View more from Ohio

mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.

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(650): View more from California

The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.

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(347): View more from New York

i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.

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(714): View more from California

It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds

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(307): View more from Wyoming

WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???

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COSTCO IS MAGICAL

(603): View more from New Hampshire

I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.

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