I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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