508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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