It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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