On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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