She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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