That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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