dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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