Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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