I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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