he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Randomize
