where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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