Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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