Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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