my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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