She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The feeling are messing with the penis
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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