But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
