just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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