Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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