i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
A+ Viking dick
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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