My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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