All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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