In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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