She said her name was "party"
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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