To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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