WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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