I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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