Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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