For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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