I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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