you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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