Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The dick lei will go down in squad history
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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