did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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