I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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