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So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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