Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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