Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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