Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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