me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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