you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Randomize
