Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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