sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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