He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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