Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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