So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
