3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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